If'n you was to be smart, you'd just sail off on that fine-looking ship of yours and not hang out with the likes of me today!
Oh, aye, we be talkin' like Pirates today!!
No bilge-rat scallawags allowed on board today, got that? We find one of those scurvy dogs anywhere around, and it's the Plank for you, me boy-o, and you too, girlie!
Now me fine matey here learned a lesson, and never tried to touch me booty again. Arghhhh! belay that, you fish bait eating swabbie. I'm talkin' about me pirate treasure!
It's time to weigh anchor and set sail for parts unknown and piles of dubloons. Gold dubloons. If I's catch you following, arrrrrrr, you will be shark food, oh aye!
Avast now, and off with ya.
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10 comments:
It's a pirate's life for me! Arrrrr!
Fifty men all lost at sea,
All of them drunk except for me.
'twas I who had to face the storm,
With nothing in sight to keep me warm.
Yo ho ho ho, over the raging seas we go.
Yo ho ho ho, wherever the four winds blow.
Hoy!
Everyone loves a sea shanty ;)
Ye're a fine piratical wench indeed! Arrr, protect yer booty at all costs.
LOL! How fun! :0)
Bilge Rats, Scallywags and piratical speak are lyin' on a fore deck teday. The wind has caught our cloth and we're headed for the main, me hearty. Yo ho.
Ye dun the swabs a duty here with yer lovely pirate wench ways. Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day from the scurvy Crew of the Cuckoo Nest and fer our Cap'n Ry the Rogue. Hoist the colors. Arrrrrr
Ahoy, matey. Avast the Piratude!! Aye!! Cap'n Happy be dancin' to me hornpipe an' raisin' a jug to thee, sassy, salty, witchy wench! ARRRR!
I am such a dork. My first thought when I saw the title was, "Cookies!"
this is sooooo funny!
LOL! You are hilarious.
Well I live in Bristol in the UK where the accent is all around me all day! Heehee :)
Jess xx
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